Rodger Federer will participate in AMS Madrid, which begins next week. This comes contrary to earlier rumors that he may take the remainder of the year off to rest for next season. Personally, I think his day job was interfering with his fantasy football team.
In other news:
The Phillies defeated the Dodgers in game 1 of the NL Championship series. When reached for comment, Manny Ramirez summed up the night with this: " Derrrr...take that Boston! I mean, uhh..Oh, wait..we lost? Seriously? Where was I? I must have completely blacked out today. That was weird."
The Red Sox open up their bid for a second consectutive World Series berth tonight on the road against the Tamps Bay Rays in that abandoned airplane hangar they call home. First pitch is at 8:37 pm, which won't interfere with the average Florida resident's daily routine of a 4:00 dinner followed by 3 hours of "matlock" re-runs.
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In racing news, Carl Edwards and Kevin Harvick were involved in a scuffle earlier this week after Harvick took exception to a nasty note that Edwards left him after Harvick...well, who really cares anyway? A NASCAR official close to the situation released this statement:
Daggummit! I said, I said Dat Edwards boy and that Harvick fella dun gone and git themselves in a daggone pickle downderr and dat sumgun gone yee-haa! rightderr and that boy dunsaid whoo-hoo rightbackatchya!!! Now dat dang ol' busdriver done put dat feller in one of them doggone headlocks and said "pipe down little rascal and gitonouttahere, ya hear me??" and I dun said 'nuff 'bout that, hear me?
Police were called to a Dallas hotel early wednesday morning after Adam "Pac Man" Jones was involved in an altercation with one of his bodyguards in one of the hotel's bathrooms. Upon hearing this news, the residents of Dallas let out a collective "Dagnabbit...we dun got had again!"
You've been great...I'm out.
